I put together this post almost a week ago and saved it to post probably the next day and it completely slipped my mind.
I recently wrote a series of tweets that turned into a weird story on why I worry about what Democracy will wrought. Or wright. I’m not sure what the future tense of wrought is. Anyway.
One thing that has occurred to me is the possible inability to have government actually administer something like health care.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 1, 2017
This however is 100% because of people who DON'T want government to administer something like health care multiplied by stupidity.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 1, 2017
People go on about them dang liberals telling folks how to live their life. Fine. You don't stuff? Well don't ruin it for the rest of us.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 1, 2017
It's like a group of people who are hungry. Half of them say they want pizza.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 1, 2017
The other half say they want pizza, because, come on, we're all still human.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 1, 2017
One half, however, say the group should make the pizza together. The other half want this guy who just showed up to make it for them.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 1, 2017
Never mind that this guy is just some clown who is CLEARLY making hamburgers, not pizza.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 1, 2017
Well, for the moment, half A is using the kitchen, so they're making the pizza. It's coming along all right and getting improved upon.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 1, 2017
Half B then get into the kitchen and they immediately bash the equipment against the counter and then throw them all into a bog.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 1, 2017
I'm not sure what the solution is. Most of them sound like haughty liberalism until you reach "just throw these half B jerks into the bog"
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 1, 2017
You're just blowing off steam with that suggestion, though. Then you realize half B already threw half of half A into the bog.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 1, 2017
Actually, it may have just been a few from half B who did that, but the rest of half B went along with it because… reasons?
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 1, 2017
Either it's "they don't know better" which is haughty liberalism again, or "they're just awful people" which is sad and terrible.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 1, 2017
I got away from pizza/health care and into deportations, I think. Also, sorry for comparing other countries to a bog.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 1, 2017
Anyway, half B is burning your pizza to a crisp. It's hard as a rock and difficult for old people to eat.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 2, 2017
And obviously half poor doesn't get any pizza. They have to go live in another bog, a bog which happens to have once been the kitchen.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 2, 2017
They've built a new kitchen, and it's gold, and they invited that clown over to discuss ways to turn cardboard into pizza.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 2, 2017
All the money they save goes directly to them. All the money they save comes directly from the people. I don't know which half they are.
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 2, 2017
Honestly I got muddled with half A and B either being elected officials or the actual public, but the final point is…
— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 2, 2017
it's not your fault you're stupid
it may not even be your fault you're awful
But dang if this isn't a Twiller thread I wrote.— Duth "words" Olec (@DuthOlec) February 2, 2017