“And we’re back with the 2018 Pokemolympics. To recap, we’ve just seen the intercontinental Rock-Punching event, and competition has been fierce.”
“A surprise taking of Gold by Poliwhirl, beating out Torracat, who took Silver, and Granbull, who took Crystal. Most experts agreed that Torracat had this in the bag, but Poliwhirl showed a surprise–”
“Hold on, we’ve just gotten word that Poliwhirl has actually been disqualified from the event due to the discovery that she had used a performance-enhancing evolutionary stone. The use of this Water Stone evolved her into a Poliwrath, which would have put her in a higher bracket.”
“That definitely was an accurate use of accurate Olympic terms.”
“Yes, they were.”
“Well, poor Poliw…rath, I guess now!”
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