Now when you’re in a place that’s cold,
A Stoutland pal is as good as gold.
It’s got fur all over the place,
And a furry ‘stache traveling way past its face.
But answer me this, it’s outside the norm,
Why the fig don’t they have an Alolan Form?
Srsly, they look uncomfortable, what the hex,
They’d better be in the Canadian regional dex.

-Odemon #508 Stoutland