Welcome to the final round of the Pro Wrestletimes Big Fight Wrestle Tournament Wrestle! In one corner, weighing in at a lot, Mr. Wrestleguy!
A big ol’ wrestleguy stood in one corner, muscles and fat all over the place, a singlet and shaggy hair over his body. He roared, shaking his head.
And his opponent, in the other corner… uh…
“Dustox!”
Some kind of moth or something. Ding!
Mr. Wrestleguy charged and slammed into Dustox. The Poison Moth Pokemon wobbled but otherwise hardly fell. It flew over Mr. Wrestleguy and a dust scattered over the arena. Mr. Wrestleguy shouted at the bug but then fell over, groaning. Dustox landed on the prone Wrestleguy and grinned.
The winner!
“Dustox!”
-Odemon #269 Dustox
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