Odemon #751

Two Dewpider met on a lone road
Their bubbles up, expanding and blowed
Displayed all mighty, one was smaller
Got out of the way of the one that’s taller
Poor small Dewpider, bubble so weak
“Hey there!” a Masquerain shouted. Dewpider screamed and stumbled back. “Having trouble with your poor bubble?”
“Don’t do that!” Dewpider said. “You almost scared the bubble right out of me, it’s not nice to sneak up on Pokemon like that!”
“Then you need new Quality Brand Extra-Strength Bubble Soap!”
“Besides, I don’t care if my bubble is small, I like it.”
“Yes, Qualiy Brand Extra-Strength Bubble Soap will leave your dirty, unclean bubble feeling fresh and sparkling, every time!”
“It’s not hard to maintain and–what? No, my bubble’s not dirty. It’s fine. Who are you, anyway?”
“Just take this poor fellow right here, just look at his bubble.”
“Hey!”
“With Quality Brand Extra-Strength Bubble Soap you’ll be clean in an instant!” Masquerain tossed a bar of soap into Dewpider’s bubble. Soap suds filled it.
“Seriously, first you scare me, then you– Oh, bleah! My bubble’s filled with soap now!” Dewpider coughed and spit. “I can’t even breathe in here! Where’s a lake? Where’s a lake?”
“Quality Brand Extra-Strength Bubble Soap! Clean water, clean breathing.”

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