[CAMERA OPENS ON BLAZIKEN IN A WHITE SUIT]
BLAZIKEN: Hi there, I’m Colonel Blaziken. If you’re looking for a good, homestyle meal, come on down to Blaziken-Fried Chicken, where we always serve them hot with our secret 167 herbs and spices. Our Blaziken are so hot your meal will stay hot and juice forever–the meal practically cooks itself! Blaziken-Fried Chicken, it’s finger-burnin’ good.
“Okay I’m sorry, is this a Blaziken selling other Blaziken to be eaten?”
“Yeah. That makes it okay, right?”
-Odemon #257 Blaziken