Double D crossed the makeshift classroom where he attempted to teach Ed and Eddy enough to be friends with Kevin–just so they could get jawbreakers off him. “Using the versatile medium of peat moss, I have constructed a life-size replica of Kevin!” He removed the tarp over the replica and leaned close. “I believe it’s quite accurate.” He gasped as a flock of Ducklett appeared and started eating the statue.
“Ha!” Eddy laughed. “Even the ducks don’t like Kevin!”
“Actually, it’s a well-documented fact that Ducklett’s favorite food is peat moss,” said Double D.
Ed put the Ducklett in his jacket. “I’ll call you Penelope, you Edmund, and you Nestor.”
-Odemon #580 Ducklett