Global warming. An iceberg of a catastrophe. Well, a melting iceberg. It’s a slow monolith of a problem, but it’s speeding up. A solution has to be found now.
And now one has.
Leading leaders have announced the capture of the rare legendary Pokemon “Kyogre”. Research shows Kyogre has the ability to create storms. With enough rain and cloud cover the planet will be cooled, and disaster will be averted.
“What about rising sea levels?”
ONE PROBLEM AT A TIME, KID
-Odemon #382 Kyogre