Good news: we found Rayquaza so we can eliminate all the chaotic weather caused by Kyogre and Groudon AND NOT US HUMANS
Bad news: It got angry and attacked us and then we kind of attacked back and it fell from the sky and crashed to the ground like a meteor and sent up so much dust into the sky we’re in a new ice age.
BUT HEY! At least now we can burn lots of coal and gas again and not worry about global warming! The economy is saved!
-Odemon #384 Rayquaza
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