GREEN: Hey everybody!
GREEN: Have you all heard about this Gorebyss Pokemon? I was taking a look at it, it’s really elegant. Exquisite, even.
GOLD: Really gotta use this fancy words, huh?
DIAMOND: oh yeah, the pink thing with the long nose?
GREEN: That’s its mouth, actually. It uses it to feed on seaweed between rocks.
DIAMOND: it gets really vivid during the spring, doesn’t it? i wonder why that is.
GOLD: Oh, I’ve looked into that, it’s the rise of water temperatures.
DIAMOND: makes it look really nice.
SAPPHIRE: OH MY RAYQUAZA YOU GUYS ARE STUPID
GREEN: What do you mean by that?
SAPPHIRE: Okay look Gorebyss doesn’t eat SEAWEED BETWEEN ROCKS, it uses its thin mouth to puncture Pokemon and drain their fluids!
SAPPHIRE: And it doesn’t become vivid from the water’s temperature, it becomes more vivid after it’s done eating!
-Odemon #368 Gorebyss