Odemon #752

Moon (no I’m not going to call her Selene) watched an Araquanid, making notes on her Pokedex.
“Aw, it’s so caring,” she said. “It found a weak Pokemon and pulled it into its bubble to protect it!”
Sun (I’m definitely not calling him Elio) looked up at it.
“Uh, that Araquanid is definitely drowning that Pokemon.”
The two trainers glared at each other.

-Odemon #752 Araquanid

Odemon #293

Hush, little Whismur, don’t you cry,
Papa’s gonna buy you a tasty pie.
And if that pie’s a flavor you don’t like,
Papa’s gonna buy you a fancy bike.
And if you fall off that bike and wipe out,
You’re gonna start to scream and shout.
You’ll cry so loud you’re afraid of your own roar,
Which means you’re gonna cry even louder than before.
You’ll cry, and you’ll wail, and you’ll scream so severe,
You won’t stop because you breath through your ear.
Cry, little Whismur, and after your shout,
You’ll fall asleep because you’re all tuckered out.

-Odemon #293 Whismur

Odemon #16

Little Pidgey
Hides away
Docile bird
Avoids a fray
When it’s threatened
Kicks up sand
When with friends
Sings in a band
Coo, coo, coo
That’s what we say
Coo, coo, coo
That’s the Pidgey way
Coo, coo, coo
Don’t wanna get in no fray
Coo, coo, coo
Just wanna sing all day

-Odemon #16 Pidgey

Odemon #591

Amoonguss flailed its Poke Ball arm caps. “Hey! Hey, all you Pokemon! Who wants to go in a Poke Ball? Come on! Everybody’s doing it!”
A Ducklett waddled over. “Does anybody ever actually take a bait that is neither deceptive nor actually desirable?”
“Um. Yes! Everyone does,” Amoonguss said. “You should, too.”
A Voltorb then rolled up, knocking Ducklett over, and snuggled up to Amoonguss’ Poke Ball cap. “You have such a deep red, my dear. Why don’t we go back to my place? I have a lovely generator we can eat from.”
Amoonguss looked at the Voltorb, shrugged, and ate it.
They were sick for a week.

-Odemon #591 Amoonguss

Cloudy Cuckoo Cosmail Comic 1

Wow, wow, wow! Here it is after I kept saying I’d upload it and then not! The first ever Cloudy Cuckoo Cosmail comic! Top is asked the most crucious… cruciul… crucial? Crucial. The most crucial question of all, and then we get some advertisement in for everyone’s favorite pizza place! I can’t thank Jameshark enough for bringing Top to life, or at least still life. Still, look at that ball, they’re so bouncy they’re just full of life.

At some point I’d like to make this a regular thing, but I need to get more patrons before that can happen. Consider it! A new chapter every month, weekly updates on what I’m working on… words! Either way, thanks for reading.

I’m planning on making a dedicated page for comics on this website, both for Cosmail and other CCC comics that might crop up over time, as well as just a place to list the Pokemon Moon comic and other such things.

Odemon #727

Sonic the Hedgehog dashed his way into another Odemon! Then Incineroar smashed him off the stage and he died.
INCINEROAR’s Odemon is Smash Bros.!
The Ice Climbers surrounded Incineroar, hammers drawn, but the Heel Pokemon spun with a Darkest Lariat and bashed the parka-clad climbers away. Incineroar smashed away all comers–Palutena, Kirby, ROB, not Yoshi because the grace of the author god saved the dinosaur, but Tony the Tiger grabbed Meta Knight, bounced him off some boxing ropes that appeared out of nowhere, and threw him into the sky. Incineroar clobbered all comers, new and old! They were unstoppable!
A Mii jumped into the ring behind Incineroar. They turned to face this new opponent…
HELLO KITTY is Now Branded in Smash Bros., Too!
Incineroar gasped and stepped back. Hello Kitty lifted her brawler fists, ready to fight.
But Incineroar kneeled down. They couldn’t do it! They couldn’t fight their own daughter!
But what’s this? Hello Kitty lowered her fists. She wasn’t there to fight Incineroar.
She was there to tag team with Incineroar to BEAT UP EVERYBODY IN SMASH BROS.! BATTLE TIME!

-Odemon #727 Incineroar

New! Wandering Fortunes Chapter 26: Sea Spectrum

The newest Wandering Fortunes chapter is up! We’re all on a boat! Boat adventures! We’re going fishing, and it’s going to be great, and we’re definitely not going to get eaten by a sea monster!

Also, Ropak struggles with guilt.

This month has been weird. There hasn’t been a new Odemon (and this chapter is a day late) because my laptop has been sent for repairs. I hope to have it this week but Best Buy actually has it repaired right now and it’s just apparently taking them a whole week to run diagnostics and sheesh.

Also I’d mentioned a comic for June but that’s late too, but it’s going to release this weekend.

Odemon #59

Bark, Bark, Barkcanine
Running so very fast
Bark, Bark, Barkcanine
Your stamina can last
Bark, Bark, Barkcanine
Your heavy trod makes quakes
Bark, Bark, Barkcanine
How do you turn on the brakes?

-Odemon #59 Arcanine

Odemon #683

Oscar the Trubbish and Phones the Phione walked and bounced through the small city of Pokemon. Oscar looked at Phones. He couldn’t quite figure her out, but he didn’t need to. She was just on her own wavelength, which was fine with him because it meant she didn’t care about his smell. She was a rebel. Maybe she liked putrid smells? She seemed to look for excitement, anyway. She didn’t take anything from anyone, either.
Oscar on the other hand took abuse from everyone. No one had ever liked him due to his horrid smell. So he wouldn’t question Phones. She hung out with him; that was good enough for him.
“Yo, O-dawg,” Phones said. “Don’t look now, but looks like some fool’s following us.”
Oscar turned around. “There is?” A mess of pinkish feathers walked behind them: an Aromatisse.
“I said don’t look,” Phones said.
The Aromatisse stopped. They then walked closer. “Ah. Yes. Apologies, but I seek advice from you, Herr Unratütox.”
“Uh?” Oscar said.
“Sorry, what is the name? Trubbish, yes?”
“My name’s Oscar.”
“Ah. Oscar. I am a purveyor of odors of all kinds: sweet, foul, fragrant, putrid… but your scent is stronger than anything I’ve ever smelled. I wish to know how you make it.”
“I wish I could know, too,” Oscar said. “Then I could stop.”
“Perhaps I could conduct some experiments,” Aromatisse said. “Find out what makes you smell.”
“I dunno ’bout this,” Phones said.
“No worries,” said the Aromatisse. They removed a bonesaw from their feathers, and Oscar and Phones stepped back. “I promise it will only hurt a little bit.”

-Odemon #683 Aromatisse

New Profile for the Salenth Kingdom

I’ve put up the profile for the Salenth Kingdom, one of two major scalago kingdoms on Derantu and the setting for the second half of Wandering Fortunes. It’s a pretty nice place, actually!