Odemon #383

Okay, fine. Fine. So MAYBE causing it to rain forever caused more problems than it solved re global warming. Fine. Half the world is flooded by the ocean now. Okay.
Well good news! We dug halfway into the Earth’s crust–yes, yes, below the largest body of freshwater on the planet which polluted it beyond use, but that’s besides the point–and captured Groudon! We’re reducing the sea levels now!
“All the land is barren and we can’t grow anything now.”
ALL YOU EVER DO IS COMPLAIN

-Odemon #383 Groudon

Odemon #382

Global warming. An iceberg of a catastrophe. Well, a melting iceberg. It’s a slow monolith of a problem, but it’s speeding up. A solution has to be found now.
And now one has.
Leading leaders have announced the capture of the rare legendary Pokemon “Kyogre”. Research shows Kyogre has the ability to create storms. With enough rain and cloud cover the planet will be cooled, and disaster will be averted.
“What about rising sea levels?”
ONE PROBLEM AT A TIME, KID

-Odemon #382 Kyogre

Odemon #416

Vespiquen, commander of bees
Attack! Defend!
Heal! Pretend!
Has them put on a play for gaieties

-Odemon #416 Vespiquen

Odemon #435

Roses are red
They can also be pink
But they are all wilted
Because of your stink
No matter ’cause fire
Burns them apart
Shot out from your tail
Like a big stinky… oh, you know.

-Odemon #435 Skuntank

Odemon #754

“Uh oh.” Lurantis saw a Vivillon coming. “Oh, hello there, fellow Bug-type Pokemon!
“What?” Vivillon landed on a branch. “You’re a bug, too?”
“Yes, certainly, I am definitely am a bug!”
Vivillon leaned forward. “You smell like a flower.”
“Nope, I am a bug, I’ve just been, eating lots of flowers lately.”
“Huh. Okay! Well, bye!” Vivillon flew away.
“Phew,” Lurantis said, “that was a close–” A Fearow swooped down and ate them.

-Odemon #754 Lurantis

Odemon #739

This is how the story of Crabrawler goes
Alone at the bottom their life was woes
But they had a dream to reach the top
Stand tall above everyone and never stop
Despite dizzying depths they went out
And beat Buneary in their first bout
Their Dizzy Punch then did unfurl
Even beating Spinda, the panda of twirl
They got Dynamic and threw a Punch
To beat Machop and the rest of the bunch
Golett no problem, they hammered down
And rose the ranks in this fighting town
They Powered Up their Punch to beat the aura
Past Lucario their name did soar a-
-round the world and soon they faced
The boxing champ whose fists made haste
But Hitmonchan couldn’t stop their rise
Crabrawler won and took the prize
They stood up taller than all the rest
This crab proved that they were the best
But then a challenger, through a portal
Came Buzzwole here to fight this mortal
Crabrawler was prepared to fight this beast
But dissater struck to say the least
Crabrawler fought so often and hard
Their pincers detached, catching them off-guard
But quickly calling for a time-out
To wait another day for the bout
Crabrawler trained and with proper maintenance
Their claws grew back; the fight could commence
Crabrawler defended and threw a punch
But Buzzwole laughed, it was not much
The giant bug was just too strong
Crabrawler couldn’t keep it up for long
A strategy they needed quick
To stay on top and not be licked
To stay on top–yeah, that’s the way
Crabrawler skittered back into the fray
They dodged a punch then up they climbed
Atop Buzzwole’s head they were primed
To win it all with scathing taunt
They dared Buzzwole; Crabrawler’s vaunt
Did the trick and Buzzwole punched
And just before the crab was lunch
They went against their natural urge
And leapt straight down to the winner emerge
As Buzzwole punched not the crab; instead
They knocked out cold their own head
Buzzwole fell, Crabrawler climbed on
Declared the winner of Pokemon
Climbed to the highest of the ranks
This story’s now over, so, thanks

-Odemon #739 Crabrawler

Odemon #437

A group of Grass Pokemon approached Bronzong and bowed. “Oh great Bronzong, the rains have stopped. Can you bring us water?”
“Uhh. Okay.” Bronzong opened a portal and a flood of water surged out. It stopped for a moment before a Wailmer flew out, followed by a Frillish and Huntail and other sea Pokemon.

-Odemon #437 Bronzong

Odemon #303

Little cutie
Innocent face
Docile manner
Moves with grace
People see it
Come the d’aws
Turn around
GIANT JAWS

-Odemon #303 Mawile

Odemon #67

Sandshrew popped out of the ground. As soon as she heard the clatter she’d ducked underground. It had sounded like a tornado, and from the ripped trees and scattered earth it might have been. But even the fiercest twister wouldn’t shatter a hole through a boulder like that.
Slowly following the trail of destruction, Sandshrew came to a clearing to find a Throh tying vines.
“What happened?”
Throh looked at her. “Evolution happened.” He looked at the prone figure behind him, groaning. A Machoke. “It happens when Machop evolve. They gain too much power in the muscles. They can’t control it. They go on a rampage.” He sighed. “Usually they predict when evolution is coming and retreat to a cave, but if it comes unexpectedly…” He spread an arm to the destruction. “It’s a sort of muscle madness. They can’t control it.”
“Why do you know so much about it?” Sandshrew asked.
He held up a vine. “I weave their belts. The belts limit this power, allowing them time to learn to control it. But it’s not until they’re exhausted after evolving that it’s safe enough to put it on.”
Throh placed a hand on the iron belt. “We’re running low on the materials to make these, though. We’ll have to summon Melmetal soon.”
“Wait,” Sandshrew asked, “aren’t the belts gold, not iron?”
NOTHING SPECIFIES IT’S MADE OF GOLD SO I GET TO SAY IT’S MADE OF IRON THERE WILL BE NO DISCUSSION OF THIS *ends Odemon*

-Odemon #67 Machoke

Odemon #181

Ampharos light, Ampharos bright,
First Ampharos I see tonight,
I wish I may, I wish I would,
Have hair like Mega Ampharos could.

-Odemon #181 Ampharos