Odemon #722

Rowlet, small owl
Nap in the day
Photosynthesis
Energy that way
Then evening comes and you’re active, night is the time that you prowl it
Silently gliding, strong kicks sharp feathers, fighting skill makes folks go “wowlet!”

-Odemon #722 Rowlet

Odemon #348

Armor plating, powerful claw
Offense and defense with nary a flaw
Swimming fast with special wings
These factors this apex predator brings
So why extinct? Why Armaldo dies?
Maybe because it had weird protruding eyes.

-Odemon #348 Armaldo

Odemon #167

Sentret and Ledyba walked along the field. They were on an advanture to find their family they got lost from!
Spinarak was there, too. She just wanted to eat them, though.
As night fell a hoot startled Sentret and Ledyba into cowering on the ground.
“You two are pathetic,” Spinarak said. “It’s just a Hoothoot!”
The Hoothoot flew down and pecked Spinarak, and the String Spit Pokemon screamed.
“Oh, no! Spinarak! We have to help her!” Sentret said.
“B-But didn’t she just want to eat us?” Ledyba asked.
Sentret shrugged.
The two early route Pokemon blocked Hoothoot from Spinarak and fended the owl off. Spinarak got up.
“You… You saved me.”
“Of course,” Sentret said. “We’re friends.”
Stars appeared in Spinarak’s eyes. She had friends!
“I still want to eat you, though,” she said.
“…”
“But like, in a friendly way.”

-Odemon #167 Spinarak

Odemon #698

MEANWHILE, IN ALOLA:
“We did it! We restored Amaura from a fossil!”
The scientist looked at the puddle on the floor.
“And it already melted from the heat!”

-Odemon #698 Amaura

Odemon #630

“We are here in the wild Poni Plains at the peak of what we believe to be the Mandibuzz mating season. A male Mandibuzz has never been found, and we believe the mating season is the best time to discover one.
“Here we have a splendid female specimen of Mandibuzz up in a tree. It is believed that the bones they adorn their bodies with are used to attract males. A fierce display to most, it is believed this makes male Mandibuzz see the female as tough.
“What’s that? Oh! A much brighter Mandibuzz has landed on the branch. Could this be the elusive male Mandibuzz? Let’s watch what they do.”
The male Mandibuzz approached the female and opened a wing around her. The female shouted and thrust her bone armor at him, pushing him down the branch before grabbing the bone in her head feathers and whacking the male off the branch. The male squawked and took flight.
“New research indicates the bones are not to attract a male but to ward them off.”

-Odemon #630 Mandibuzz

Odemon #240

Remember, remember,
In late December
When Magby gets sick
And out dribbles embers
Dark smoke it will breathe
Flame drips from its nose
Just dip it in magma
From its head to its toes.

-Odemon#240 Magby

Odemon #405

Luxray crept towards an unsuspecting Wooper. The oblivious fish with feet stood in place blowing bubbles with its spit–it would never see Luxray coming. The Gleam Eyes Pokemon lunged at the Wooper with a snarl and smacked its face into a wall.
Luxray rubbed its face. It forgot to turn off its x-ray vision.

-Odemon #405 Luxray

Odemon #90

Lick the sand
Dig a hole
Sand gets stuck
Make a pearl
pbbbtth
Useless pearl
In the way
Spit it out
And swim away

-Odemon #90 Shellder

Odemon #232

Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’
Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’
Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’
Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’
Armor!
Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them Donphan rollin’, armor!

-Odemon #232 Donphan

Odemon #73

they say
viscious
dangerous
poison
cruel
they call me cruel
avoid my tentacles
cruel tentacles
cruel poison
i seek to grasp
cruel
poison tentacles
all i know
but cruel
no
all i want
is to give a hug
and be cool again