Wherein I discuss Donald Trump for a moment

What if it turns out that Donald Trump has actually had a little radio transmitter in his ear all along and someone was telling him what to say, but a while ago someone put up an antenna on a nearby Drive-Thru Whale and it’s spouting gibberish for him to say?

We’ll know if this is true if his next speech is something to the effect of, “It’s the greatest day. It’s the greatest day! Seriously, it is the. Greatest. Day. The greatest day, and it’s in America. The greatest day is in America. Let’s make America great again, let’s make this day great again. We are going to make America the greatest day again. The greatest day is going to be America again. Sever your leg. No, I will not say ‘please’.”

Miifoto Roundup #2

Whoa, something with a second in the series? Weird. More Miifotos from Miitomo! Yes, some people still play that application. Look, I don’t have AR on my tablet because it doesn’t have a gyroscope for some reason because who needs a gyroscope for normal things so I can’t take pictures of Pokemon on Earth so this is what I’ve got. First up is something I think I have posted before, but here it is again. Miitomo: The Movie.

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Later while making a Miifoto comment I went overboard and kiiind of made a sequel.

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Click for more ridiculous pictures!

Miitomo #1

I liked the answer I gave to this question way too much to not share it with the rest of the internet. Maybe I’ll have more general Miitomo answer sharing posts at some point. I’ll go ahead and add a #1 to the title just in case. Of course, if anyone wants to add me on Miitomo, just use the Miitomo email-sending thingy to request a friending.

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Word, Sword
Keysword
Actually a Giant Novelty Pen
It Slices! It Dices! It Pulverizes!
Swordor
Dyna Blade
Utah

This bread…

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Sell by March 13th

Photo taken June 8th

No mold.

HOW ARE THESE LAST FEW SLICES OF BREAD STILL GOOD? IT’S NOT EVEN WONDER BREAD. THE APOCALYPSE COULD HAPPEN AND THIS BREAD WOULD PROBABLY STILL BE GOOD

I am a person with some opinions

Opinion 1! People should pay attention to facts, not opinions.

Opinion 2! If you are still reading this I have a poor opinion of you.

Opinion 3! Sorry I said I have a poor opinion of you

Opinion 4! please don’t leave, i have cookies

Do blog post titles framed as questions get more attention?

I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking!

I have a weird sleep schedule

Yesterday I woke up about noon o’clock or so, had to go do errands outside. About an hour before midnight I got really tired and dozed off, but I didn’t turn off my computer or use the pillows or even turn my light off, so I consider it a nap. I just woke up several hours later, so now it was the middle of the night. I’ve been up since then. I’m starting to get tired now, though, so I might have to go to bed for real soon, about 24 hours after I woke up yesterday.

Disclaimer: I am a young person. Do not try this at work.

Miitomo

Geeze, it’s hard to think Nintendo’s new application Miitomo is already nearly a month old in not-Japan-world. Here are some of the best Miifotos I’ve made with it, because I need things to post about. I mean because awesome. I’m sure someplace on the internet gathers these up for display, but here’s good.

Speaking of Nintendo, apparently their shares went down 8% after announcing… actually, I dunno if it was supposed to be lack of new system information at E3 or what. Which is funny because apparently the shares went up about 8% when Miitomo launched. Also: who cares?

Miifotos!

Notes scribbled in a library book

Seriously, who would do that? This is a library book. It exists for lots of people to read. Even if the notes you scribbled are kind of hilarious, it doesn’t excuse it. What would excuse it is if the book was once owned by someone else who had made the notes and then gave the book to the library, in which case you flip over from being lame to being cool. Your notes are still silly though so they’re getting posted.

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3D Puzzles

Over the weekend I put together the first two 3D puzzles I’ve ever done. Take a look! (My mom added the stickers.)

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