I’m told I’m smart. Do I believe them? Yes, because it’d be dumb to! Er, wait. Let… How… Never mind. Here’s a collection of quotes about me, of me, by me.
I would rather…-2018/3/8
“I would rather cut myself [a slice of cake and then stomp on the cake instead of eating it]”
Budgeting-2015/2/22
“Anyway, maybe I’ll put some money in my budget to a new capture boxvice. Maybe I first need to put some money in my budget to a new laptop before this one explodes.
“(really shouldn’t have downloaded that computertimebomb.exe program)”
Clothing Material-2015
“It’s not just cotton, it’s… Well, no, I guess 100% cotton IS ‘just cotton’.”
Procrastinating-2015
“It’s a good thing I’m terribly irresponsible. Wait, did I say good thing? I meant, um.”
Having a Serious Conversation-2014/8/24
“Wow. It’s exactly like serious conversations in the other chat; people try to give advice while I just make dumb remarks on everything.”
How Are You?-2014/5/30
“I do like to hear how people are doing. I just don’t like to respond to it; that’s when it gets awkward.”
Topics-2014/1/24
[Duth] whoa whoa wait guys are we talkin’ about religion
[Online Pal] briefly we did, but the segue was my mental stability and horror experiences
[Duth] oh
[Duth] i don’t have either of those
Mood-2013/5/17
” ‘So how are you doing?’ ‘Fine, good, fine, just wallowing around in self-pity. Wait, I mean self-actualization. I am so actual right now.’ ”
Social Media-2013/5/16
“The more time goes on, the happier I am to say I don’t use Facebook.”
Dependents-2013/3/6
“>I get a dog or young children >AAAA THERE ARE THINGS LIVING WITH ME THAT DEPEND ON ME FOR SURVIVAL BESIDES MYSELF AAAA”
Depressing and Smelly-2012/10/11
“I couldn’t bring myself to start that sort of relationship even if nothing else was burdening me. Anyway I’m going to stop making remarks about myself that to a normal person would sound depressing, and go make myself not be smelly.”
Emotional Human Relationships-2011/7/10
“I don’t understand anything about relationships, or emotions, or ‘humans’…”
On Being Alone-2011/6/24
“I love being a lonely loser, except I’m a loner loser?”
Outside-2011/6/17
“OUTSIDE IS LAME, I WAS THERE TODAY”
Survey Says…-2011/6/16
“Maybe the general consensus is I never understand the general consensus.”
Sensitivity-2011/6/12
“I thought everyone knew I was horribly insensitive to everything by now.”
Not a Full Deck-2011/6/12
“Nonsense is my strongest suit. That and clubs.”
On Being Great-2011/6/6
“I am antiegotistical, if someone thinks I am that great I have to go through the trouble of proving them wrong.”
Regarding the Ego-2011/6/4
“I have antiego, which may or may not be a type of waffle”
Were I a Ghost-2011/6/1
“clearly i would haunt the internet, that can be done right”
Machine of Not Death-2011/5/15
“Hey, you can’t prove I’m going to die, I’m not dead yet!”
Pleasant Weather-2010/11/16
“RAINY AND DARK AND COLD AND WET AND DEPRESSING AND GLOOMY; it’s so wonderful.”
Verbs-2010/8/16
“As soon as I figure out how sandwich works as an action, I’ll continue that thought.”
Be Polite-2010/4/12
“Do you mind if I laugh at you?”
On Apathy-2010/3/25
“Apathy seems to work well.”
Regarding When Humor is Appropriate-2010/2/15
“I respond to anger, sadness, and just about every other emotion with humor, which is probably because that’s what I’d want at the time.”
Success and Failure-2009/12/4
“I succeed at everything except for the stuff at which I fail. Generally I fail at what I don’t succeed.”
On Letting Things Go-2009/11/10
“Letting things go is the easy way out! (That’s why I always do it.) It’s the coward’s way out! (Also why I do it.)”
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