Nutso Novelist

As a writer, author, and novelist, I sometimes say things about these subjects. Here are some of those things.

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On a Story Archetype-2017/2/27

Exciting! Jerk! Drama!

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On Genres-2013/7/5

“I don’t like to categorize my writing. IT GOES WHERE IT FLOWS.”

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On Modern Tools-2013/3/31

“The keyboard is mightier than the sword and the pen, because you can both write things and smack people in the face with it!”

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Character Idea-2013/3/17

“Character idea: Elrond Hubbard. Founder of the religion Magictology. It would be an elvish religion. Or maybe an Elvis religion.”

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Classic Story Title-2013/1/30

“What kind of a story would be titled ‘To Mock a Killingbird’? I don’t know but I want to read it.”

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On Narrative Point of View-2013/1/23

“All my favorite stories had second-person narration! Wait, those were recipes.”

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On Careful Writing-2013/1/16

“I’m writing an appendix. I have to write lightly because if I push too hard I might puncture it and it’ll burst.”

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Beverage Meat-2013/1/10

“okay yes, in my novels the afterlife has a grim reaper with a blender instead of a scythe and it grinds up your meaty soul into a liquid and tosses it out into space where it becomes part of the big spirit universe or whatever” -1/10/2013

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Writing a Story-2012/11/17

“I’ve just wrote the part where everything’s ruined.”

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On Twitter Character Limit-2012/4/15

“140!? That’s 1% of my daily outtake of vitamin write!”