Wandering Fortunes Chapter 36 is up! (+site news)

Wandering Fortunes Chapter 36: A Top Team Escape

The penultimate chapter! While Top flees with the princess, Ropak distracts King Eintandus from following. Even if he can avoid being turned to dust from Eintandus’ huge weapons, he and Alden still gotta get out of the castle–and past a hoard of guards along the way!

By the way… what’s that new section in the top menu ribbon? Be careful around there… you might get lost…

Yeah so the website I’ve been putting my romance/erotica on kinda sucks now so I copied it all over to here. I’m not gonna post about updates here but if you’re interested or happen to like it you can check out my Twitter for updates. It’s almost all SFW and non-lewd or whatnot, there’s only one story that veers into NSFW territory but it’s on the edge.

Now up, Chapter 35: Flight of the Guardian

Chapter 35 of Wandering Fortunes is up. We’re in the final stretch–Top is fleeing the Thraundlus Kingdom castle, escorting Princess Serani out (inside themself). There are still plenty of soldiers fighting throughout the castle, though, so Top will have to be quick on their feet and quick in the head to get through! They’ll have to be even faster than Top’s Pizza’s promise of a pizza to you in 30 minutes or less!

NEW! Wandering Fortunes Chapter 34: Courage Now or Forever No Peace

Chapter 34 of Wandering Fortunes is here! Alden barges into the Thraundlus Kingdom throne room with intention to stop the sham wedding, but unfortunately the king has a lot of guards. Alden just has one Guardian. He’ll have to think fast to deal with the king, but help from friends is always good to have.

It’s hard to tell if what Top does is actually help sometimes, but it usually is.

New! Wandering Fortunes Chapter 33: Dungeon Duel

New Wandering Fortunes chapter! Alden has reached the dungeon, only to find the princess gone. Will he be caught, or will he find where the princess was taken and get to her? He’ll need to think quickly to get out of this dungeon optimally.

New! Wandering Fortunes Chapter 32: Food Fighting

New year! New chapter! Same fighting! Well, not the same fighting, but in Chapter 32: Food Fighting, Top enters the middle of a melee in the castle. They eventually get thrown into the one place they can do the most damage: a kitchen.

New! Wandering Fortunes Chapter 31: Knucklehead Goofball

The newest chapter of Wandering Fortunes is up. In Chapter 31: Wandering Goofball, Ropak fights Thraundlus Kingdom soldiers to help Alden’s path to the dungeon stay clear. He runs into Top, and the two act like a pair of mad loons fighting the Thraundlus Kingdom. The Salenth Kingdom backs them up, but only if they can deal with Top and Ropak’s nonsense.

New! Wandering Fortunes Chapter 30: A Friendly Deed

Wandering Fortunes Chapter 30: A Friendly Deed

Here we are, the beginning of the climax. Alden fell in love with Princess Serani, but now she’s been captured by an enemy kingdom. He joins the Salenth Kingdom’s military to try and save her, with Top taking up distraction duty. But Alden will find more than the princess here. He’ll have to juggle his goals until he figures out a way to make up for things.

Pokemon Moon Comic 102: Electric Trial 1

all video game quizzes that don’t rhyme are disappointing to me

New! Wandering Fortunes Chapter 20: To the Ends of Zhop

Here we are, chapter 20 of Wandering Fortunes, the longest chapter in the novel so far and the end of part 1! Alden and his friends have to flee Zhop from the Zhopian Guard. They get what family they can and make a great escape–or at least an adequate escape–well, I certainly hope it’s adequate. With the way things look, they might need a leg up–but the Zhopian Guard might even shoot that leg off! The jerks. I don’t even know if they’ll make it…

Of course, you can find out more about what will happen sooner, you can give to my Patreon or make a one-time Ko-fi donation. You’ll get to read chapters early and pretty much find out more about what I’ll be posting for the next rest of the year.

April Fool’s!

If you read my new story to the end, you saw this coming. Not a joke, not a prank, but an entire story that, for the most part, really is in the style that the joke claims to be in. Take that, fake movie trailers! I’m making REAL stuff for April Fool’s Day!

But…

The real April Fool’s is that it turns out the next few Wandering Fortunes chapters actually DO take something of a dark turn! Oh boy! Keep an eye around here, we’ll return to that story at the start of May.

For now, today’s Odemon will be coming shortly.