All the Ultra Beasts sat around a table for Thanksgiving. Because apparently USA colonized Ultra Space and it now celebrates American Thanksgiving.
“I’m so glad you all made it,” Nihilego said. “Before we begin, let’s all go around the table and say what we’re thankful for.”
Pheromosa sighed. “If we must.”
“I’m thankful I finally stopped giving myself paper cuts!” Kartana said.
“Disco!” Blacephalon said.
“I’m thankful they stopped blaming me for the energy crisis,” Xurkitree said.
Guzzlord burst in. “SORRY I’M LATE EVERYONE” They gobbled up all the food on the table and then the table.
-Odemon #799 Guzzlord