Odemon #711

Hi, I’m Gourgeist, and this is my guitar Carol. Say hi, Carol. {performs an E major scale} Ooh, E scale. Nice choice. When I’m not rockin’ out, I like to dig in my garden and eat. I’m a fiercely independent woman, and I’m fiercely independent about the meat products that I choose. Swirlix and I {Swirlix leans in frame} are one hot item when I say we are. And today we are.
I like baby Pokemon, and Espurr and Houndour. But it makes me sad to see Espurr and Houndour in the same room together. Okay, bye. I’m off to the Minccino protest. {She pulls out a protest sign that reads “Minccino OUT!! (of my basement)” and walks away} {Swirlix leans in frame}

-Odemon #711 Gourgeist

Odemon #297

Dear Hariyama,
How do you type with foam for hands?
Crapfullyama, Makuhita

-Odemon #297 Hariyama

Pokemon Moon Comic 80: What?

this is probably one of my more obtuse “let’s just reference something for no reason” comics. At least it’s not just completely self-referential, right?

Wherein I discuss Donald Trump for a moment

What if it turns out that Donald Trump has actually had a little radio transmitter in his ear all along and someone was telling him what to say, but a while ago someone put up an antenna on a nearby Drive-Thru Whale and it’s spouting gibberish for him to say?

We’ll know if this is true if his next speech is something to the effect of, “It’s the greatest day. It’s the greatest day! Seriously, it is the. Greatest. Day. The greatest day, and it’s in America. The greatest day is in America. Let’s make America great again, let’s make this day great again. We are going to make America the greatest day again. The greatest day is going to be America again. Sever your leg. No, I will not say ‘please’.”