Site Updates

Made a few updates around the site.

-In the Cloudy Cuckoo Cosmos section, I updated some pages to reflect the end of Slubes, since that is now readable. Online. For free. Old draft. Might just wait for the movie final version. These changes… actually, I think all I did was reflect The Conqueror’s real name. That’s right, it’s time to start referring to him as Conrad! Boy, that’s easier to type. I intend to update it further when the final version is released.

-Also in the CCC section, I updated the plural form of spleech. I’d neglected to do that when I had updated it all previously. It’s spleeches.

-I’ve also added a long-overdue update to the quotes section. Only a few added to Dumb Duth and Wait What?, mostly because I’m bad at thinking about writing these down when I say them. Oh well.

That’s it, really. In another week, chapter 2 of Darmenzi will be available, wherein everything is ruined.

Quote Pages!

Almost three weeks ago I said that in a week I was gonna add quote pages. A few days ago I finally did that but didn’t make it publicly viewable until today for various reasons (most of which involve lack of sleep). You can access them from the menu under the heading “Duth Olec Says… (or) Words of Weirdsom”. Now, I know what you’re thinking. No one’s ever going to read them. Wrong! Someone, somewhere, may be scouring the internet one day for something to distract them while they’re trying to procrastinate. These quotes could help with that! I’m helping procrastinators! And what could be better than that?

Dumb Duth features quotes about me and how I am. Quite frankly, this (and the other quotes) is probably a better explanation of myself than any bio I could come up with.

Idiotic Insights consists largely of adages and other such well-known sayings twisted around into utter nonsense. A few of them, though, are original, and some of them are even intended to be serious.

Later Lines is there because people always think of something better to say later. There’s only one quote there right now, but I’m sure there’ll be some later if I remember to write them down, which I won’t.

Nutso Novelist are quotes specifically about writing, stories, novels, and other such things.

Society Salad are quotes about society in general–politics, economics, religion, media, and what have you.

Wait What? is really just your general Miscellaneous section, though for the most part I try to fit them somewhere else so that this will really be the utter nonsense section. The sort of quotes that afterward you just have to say “Wait… what?”

Quote of the Week or So

For the past… Gourd, it’s gotta be at least a year and a half, and with how often I forgot to actually update it, probably longer than that… I’ve had a quote of the week on my site. It’s right over there to the left. See it? I never really drew any attention to it, just sort of left it there for someone to notice should they do so. They’re all quotes by me over the past… 4 or 5 years, apparently. I’ve stored them in a document titled “inspirational” for no reason.

This is the last quote I have stored. A pretty good one to end on, I suppose. Next week I’ll remove it and will just add a new page to the site where you can find all the quotes, plus some others.