Up on the flying rainbow cruise ship…
“Hoist the main sail! Do other ship related things!” Toucannon marched by the crew and pointed to Dartrix and Swablu. “Swablu the deck, mateys!”
“Yes, captain!” Dartrix tied Swablu to a pole, dunked him in a bucket of water, and mopped the ship with him.
Swablu grumbled. “No, mom, I said. I don’t want to go to hat college, I said. I wanted to make a difference.” He spat out dirty water.

-Odemon #333 Swablu