Odemon #281

“And now, the weather,” Clefable said. “Our usual weathercaster is out today, but in Castform’s place we have Kirlia.”
“Thanks, Clefable!” Kirlia said, standing in front of a map. “Let me just check what the forecast is.” Kirlia ripped a hole in space, causing an unending screech to echo from within the tear between dimensions, and they peered into the rip. “Hmm…” They closed the tear. “Yep, looks like sunny days all this week, so put on your dancing shoes for those happy sunny mornings!”

-Odemon #281 Kirlia

Odemon #312

Rah, rah, rah!
Beat the rest!
Rah, rah, rah!
They are fin’!
Rah, rah, rah!
They will lose!
Rah, rah, rah!
To Plusle, my friend!

-Odemon #312 Minun

Odemon #311

Rah, rah, rah!
Do your best!
Rah, rah, rah!
We can win!
Rah, rah, rah!
Cheer enthuse!
Rah, rah, rah!
With Minun, my friend!

-Odemon #311 Plusle

Odemon #298

“Welcome back to the Pokemolympics! I’m your commentator, Deerling. With me is my co-commentator, Poochyena.”
“Bark!”
“Couldn’t agree more. Now, our next athlete is Azurill! Let’s see how they do.”
Azurill hopped up to the starting location, spun their blue ball above them, and hurled it across the track, sending the rest of them flying after it, landing a whopping thirty-seven meters away.
“They stuck the landing!” Deerling shouted. “It’s a new long jump world record!”
“Bark?”
“Shot put? No, it’s not the shot put. Is it?”
“Bark!”
“Can we get some clarification in here? Was this the shot put event or the long jump event? Or was it both? Did the organizers combine them to speed things up because the arena and surrounding area is falling apart from poor planning?”
“Bark!”
“Oh, right, I wasn’t supposed to say that out loud. Everyone pay attention to Azurill! This is their moment! Unless this was shot put in which case that was actually a pretty poor showing.”

-Odemon #298 Azurill

Odemon #459

O Holiday Snover, o Holiday Snover
Your branches green delight us
Atop the summit in summertime
Visit the base in wintertime
O Shnebedeck, o Shnebedeck
Your fingers green delight us
O Holiday Snover, o Holiday Snover
How very curious you are
You gather round footprints in snow
You approach travelers you want to know
O Shnebedeck, o Shnebedeck
How very curious you are
O Holiday Snover, o Holiday Snover
You grow nice frozen berries
Around your belly, they are so neat
With the texture of frozen treats
O Shnebedeck, o Shnebedeck
You grow nice frozen berries

-Odemon #459 Snover

Odemon #464

Rhyperior Power Armor
Power Beam: fire a rock
Wave Beam: fire a Geodude
Plasma Beam: fire a Magcargo
Ice Beam: fire an Amaura

-Odemon #464 Rhyperior

Odemon #344

Mud
Ancient
Figurine built
Clay golem doll
Psychic ray gives life
Psychic power protects from rain
Lose power, water melts
Rain dissolves
Doll melts
Puddle
Death
Ghost
Restructure
Sand hardens
Into new form
Claydol to
Sandygast

-Odemon #344 Claydol

Odemon #682

In a perfume factory, a representative of the company led reporters on a tour.
“Here we have our Spritzee feeding centers. As you can see, the Spritzee have plenty of room to move but they’re all in separate terrariums based on their diets.”
A Spritzee handler handed one to the representative. “This little fellow is fed on a diet of strawberries, and as you can smell this gives them a fresh strawberry scent.”
As the tour continued a reporter asked about a big steel door they passed.
“We’re working on exciting new fragrances in there, but it’s secret right now. Our scientists have to study the Spritzee to make sure they can digest the food we feed them, so it takes time. Though I can’t say much, I can tell you we’re researching the possibility of a chocolate Spritzee fragrance.”
As the tour continued the reporter who’d inquired about the door slowed down until they were at the back of the group. They ducked past a corner and into a hidden spot where they threw on a lab coat uniform for the company and headed back into that restricted access door.
The next day the news had an exposé: the Spritzee Perfume Company was feeding Spritzee poisons mixed from Stunky fluid, Koffing gas, and dragon scales. This created noxious Spritzee they sold to police and military units for tear gas and smoke bombs.
I’d like to say that the Spritzee Perfume Company was shut down and investigated after this, but let’s be real, all that happened was they paid a modest fine and promised not to do that anymore, while obviously five months later they were doing it again in another location. Obviously.

-Odemon #682 Spritzee

Odemon #792

The moon beast takes flight
Absorbs the sun, reflects light
Draws the veil of night

-Odemon #792 Lunala

Odemon #358

Strong breeze shakes the trees
Crying screaming Chimecho
Suction cup holds tight

-Odemon #358 Chimecho