I may switch the theme for this website soon (as in, maybe tonight to get it over with). Apparently the one I’m using now isn’t supported anymore, and while I don’t think I really care, there is one thing that is being annoying and which the switch might fix, which is that I’m not able to set a featured image for pages–even going into the current editor doesn’t have the option anymore. I don’t know why it might’ve changed but I might as well I guess.
Took me a bit to find a theme that wasn’t bad. Hopefully it works out because I probably won’t be able to revert it.
gladion is funny to write
I’m not entirely sure where my thought process was going with this one but maybe it’s better that way
By the way, 2021 retrospective should come in a couple weeks.
look at this cool sandslash
Warm and still, the lake swished calmly in the breeze. At least, at first glance the lake appeared still, but little eddies and streames flowed through the water as if the lake were alive, always feeling things.
At the edge some trees rustled, and a Magnemite emerged.
“I FOUND IT,” the Magnemite intoned. “LAKE VERITY.” It floated over the water and to the island at the center, on which stood a cave. It wasn’t much bigger than one of the houses in the nearby town, but within lived the Pokemon the Magnemite wanted to meet.
“MESPRIT,” the Magnemite stated. The lake guardian of emotion, Mesprit, emerged from the darkness.
“Hello!” Mesprit shook the Magnemite’s magnet. “Isn’t this a lovely day? I was thinking of watching a sad movie later, would you like to join me?”
“MESPRIT,” spoke the Magnemite. It gestured to itself with its magnets. “AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM A ROBOT. I AM WITHOUT EMOTION. I AM HOLLOW.” Its magnets drooped. “PLEASE GRANT ME THE WONDER OF EMOTION SO THAT I MAY LOVE.”
“Silly robot,” Mesprit said. “You already have what you need to feel emotions, in here.” They placed a finger on the Magnemite.
“THAT IS MY EYE.”
Mesprit sighed. “Well, if you really want a heart, you’ll have to bring me the Wicked Mismagius of the West’s broom.”
“I DO NOT REQUIRE A HEART, ONLY EMOTION.”
“Here, try this.” Mesprit gave Magnemite a Magnet. It stuck to its metal body.
MAGNEMITE learned ATTRACT!
“THANK YOU, LEGENDARY MESPRIT. I HAVE FOUND MY SOUL MATE.” It left the cave with the Magnet, humming a happy tune.
-Odemon #481 Mesprit
This is basically how I treat every special or legendary Pokemon.
now that’s what i call a sucker punch