Odemon #310

Manectric ran across the field, using her high speed to avoid the shots of water from the Empoleon. When she was close enough she charged at the Emperor Pokemon and bashed her with a Wild Charge, knocking the penguin back. Empoleon wasn’t deterred and swirled water at the Discharge Pokemon, but Manectric resumed running.
A burst of water shot around Empoleon and she shot at Manectric with more speed than even the wolf had, slamming her with an Aqua Jet. Manectric skidded back but held on, charging electricity into the air to form a thundercloud. Manectric howled and sent a Thunder–er, attack, because actual Thunder is just sound, but Thunderbolt is a different move entirely–at Empoleon!

Definitely! The thundercloud definitely sent a Thunder attack at Empoleon!

Where was the figgin Thunder?
Empoleon hit Manectric with a surge of water and knocked her out.
Hey, what do you want from me? I was too busy writing this to make The Cloud shoot out lightning. *disappears with a poof*

-Odemon #310 Manectric

New Location Profile for the entire planet of Zhop

19 chapters in and I figured it was about time to talk about the actual planet Wandering Fortunes has taken place on so far, Zhop. It’s not really a nice place. In fact, it’s a bit of a mess.

Odemon #126

Burning
Orange
Oval
Body
Eider
Roast
THAT DEFINITELY SPELLS MAGMAR

-Odemon #126 Magmar

Odemon #672

1 Skiddo, 2 Skiddo, 3 Skiddo, 4 Skiddo, 5 Skiddo, 6 Skiddo, 7 Skiddo, 8 Skiddo, 9 Skiddo, 10 Skiddo, 11 Skiddo, 12 Skiddo, 13 Skiddo, 14 Skiddo, 15 Skiddo, 16 Skiddo, 17 Skiddo, 18 Skiddo, 19 Skiddo, 20 Skiddo, 21 Skiddo, 22 Skiddo, 23 Skidoo! *all the Skiddo book it*

-Odemon #672 Skiddo

Odemon #194

Woop, woop, woopah!
Woop, woop, woopah!
Upa, upa, upa!
WOOPER, the WOOT Pokemon. This Pokemon is adorable and anyone who sees it has to hug it. It is covered with a poisonous membrane that causes paralyzing pain when hugged. This is how Wooper hunts.
Therefore Wooper is the new master race. TAKE THAT, STUNKY

-Odemon #194 Wooper

Pokemon Moon comic 100: Story

Wait, what? I used to do a Pokemon comic??

Wandering Fortunes Chapter 19: Homesickening

Here it is. Chapter 19. Ropak, Alden, and Top return home one last time. The Zhopian Guard is after them, they have to leave the planet, and they want to see their families one last time.

And then Ropak sees something horrible.

And then Ropak does something horrible.

This is probably the darkest chapter I’ve yet done. This is the one where everything is sad.

Odemon #241 (with special guest Cthulhuigi)

“Welcome back to The Milk Argument! Today on the debate floor, we have two special guests.” The camera panned to the first podium. “Our first guest is Darvo Prower–why don’t you go ahead and introduce yourself, Darvo!”
“Thanks, camera. I’m a chemical eng- *ahem* Scientist trainer class that specializes in HP Restoring Items and I’m here to put to rest some myths perpetuated by the Johto Miltank Lobby.”
“Fantastic, and for our second guest, you’ll be debating against–a Miltank!”
“Moo,” said Miltank.
“All right, Darvo, you’re up first to lay out your argument.”
“Moomoo Milk is often proclaimed to be the “healthiest” option for Pokemon, due to propaganda campaigns about the value of “natural” substances, which is frankly absurd when you consider these Miltank are regularly converted into energy and are stored in boxes. Any secretions they produce are no more natural than the refined berry juice going into Soda Pop and the Potion line of tonics. Moreover, the only reason Moomoo Milk is OCCASIONALLY the most affordable option to restore HP is because of massive subsidies given by the Johto League to keep tourism up.”
“All right, and Miltank, your response?”
“Moo.”
The audience applauded and cheered.
“I’m going to need a citation on that,” Darvo said.
“Moo.”
The audience applauded again, as did the camera. “Well, I think that settles it, Miltank is the winner of this debate! Join us next time when the debate will be: chocolate, or strawberry milk!”

-Odemon #241 Miltank

Odemon #757

A group of male Salandit brought piles of food to a few female ones, letting the females eat before them.
“This isn’t how things should be!” said a loon–er, lone Salandit. “Society should be structured in a different way. Consider the Clauncher–” The female Salandit ate the Clauncher. “You’re supposed to debate–” The female Salandit ate the annoying one.

-Odemon #757 Salandit

Odemon #76

What stumbles on four legs in the morning, gallops on four legs at noon, and gallops on four legs but also now it has a horn wow so different in the evening?

-Odemon #76 Ponyta