Odemon #347

“Anorth is said to be a type of Pokemon predecessor, with eight wings–”
ME: Wait, wings? Wings?? *picks up Anorith* Those things are supposed to be wings?
ANORITH: Um, yeah? What else would they be?
ME: I dunno. I always thought they were like… feelers, or something. Fins? They don’t look like wings!
ANORITH: They’re insect wings.
ME: … *looks at Yanma* yeah okay fine.

-Odemon #347 Anorith

Odemon #723

Dartrix stared down Mudbray. “Haha, you can’t possibly expect to beat me,” Dartrix said. “A ground-type? Weak to Grass?”
“But I know your secret weakness,” Mudbray said. “You can’t fight with dirty feathers!”
Mudbray used Mud-Slap! It doesn’t effect Dartrix…
Dartrix laughed. “I am immune to dirt!” A Kabuto fell on them from the sky.

-Odemon #723 Dartrix

Odemon #513

TRAINER entered Reversal Mountain. “Okay, according to these Pokedex notes, Pansear lives in caves in volcanoes, so I should be able to find one here.”
ANYWAY LONG STORY SHORT THEY DIDN’T BECAUSE PANSEAR HAVE BEEN EXCLUSIVELY LOCATED IN FORESTS IN THE GAMES. I think the kids writing these Pokedex entries are trying to punk the professors who send them out to do their work for them.

-Odemon #513 Pansear

Odemon #121

CHARACTER 1: I FOUND AN ALIEN! *holds up a Starmie*
CHARACTER 2: What? That’s not an alien. I have a real alien right here. *points to Deoxys* There’s very few on Earth and it can change into different formes.
CHARACTER 1: Big deal that describes most Legendary Pokemon now. But Starmie, THIS thing is geometric!
ROGGENROLA: rola
CHARACTER 1: shut up you don’t count you’re a rock

-Odemon #121 Starmie

Odemon #86

Navy SEEL
Sea, um… Eel… well that’d be about it I guess.
“Seel isn’t a sea eel, though.”
It… it could be…

-Odemon #86 Seel

Odemon #354

An evil laugh echoed through the mechanical base. “I really must get rid of that echo.” The evil laugh continued. “Nobody in the world would have such evil genius as to create this diabolical plan! Nobody but the the great Dr. Eggman!”
Orbot and Cubot watched Eggman monologue. “Back in another Odemon, I see,” Orbot said.
“I thought we already took over the world with that dog,” Cubot said.
“Now!” Eggman said. “Start the machine!” He watched the machine as it powered on. “For years I’ve used small animals to power my robots; now I will use the power of cursed spirits!” He looked at the floppy doll inside the machine, and the doll glared back. Despite its smile, the Banette looked like it wanted to rip Eggman’s mustache off.
“Let’s get that energy out of there,” Eggman said. “Unzip that mouth!”
A claw lowered into the pod and grabbed at the Banette. The ghostly Pokemon floated away, but other claws held it down and unzipped its mouth. Ghouls of wailing energy flowed from the doll, shattering the claws, but the machine sucked the energy up and transferred it to another pod.
“Yes! Yes! I’ll finally destroy Sonic and his friends this time,” Eggman said. The second pod opened, and a doll fell to the floor.
“Ooh, creepy,” Cubot said.
The doll rose and floated in the air.
Tails Doll.

-Odemon #354 Banette

Odemon #253

Twirling leaf
Off the tree
Through the breeze
Chops the branch
Leaf Blade

-Odemon #253 Grovyle

Odemon #655

Delphox lifted her stick and stared into the flame at the end.
“Well, what do you see?” Swablu asked.
“Fire,” Delphox said.
“Yeah, yeah, because it’s fire,” Ivysaur said, “but what about the future? What does it tell you about the future?”
“FIRE!” Delphox shouted, and then burned the forest to the ground.

-Odemon #655 Delphox

Odemon #744

Springtime friendliness
Raising Rockruff over time
Aggressive Winter

-Odemon #744 Rockruff

Odemon #431

Glam on the
Lam
Am
Meow,
Eow!
Ow, ow, ow,
What with the claws in my nose?

-Odemon #431 Glameow