Odemon #548

Petilil settled in the soft, grassy field for a nap.
She screamed as a screeching Araquanid leapt at her. In a matter of moments Petilil’s leaves were plucked and Araquanid scuttled away.
In a cave, Araquanid filled a bowl with water and placed the leaves in it.
“Come on, boil the water!” he told a Centiskorch. “We need this to help Nincada get better!”
“I’m telling you, this isn’t going to work,” Centiskorch said, “but fine, I’ll do it.” She wrapped herself around the bowl and boiled the leaves.
“Drink this,” Araquanid said, passing the bowl to a Nincada. “It’ll relieve your weariness.”
Nincada took a sip and sputtered and coughed and gagged and screamed.
“That’s terrible! I think I’m choking!”
“What?” Araquanid asked. “I don’t understand. Local research said Petilil leaves cure weariness.”
“By what, killing me?” Nincada choked out.
“Yeah,” Centiskorch said, “but where I’m from, local research determined boiled Petilil leaves work as a bug repellent! But nooo, you didn’t listen!”

-Odemon #548 Petilil

Odemon #37

Red slowly combed and brushed his Vulpix’s tail, working the conditioner and other products into her fur. No matter what he did, the hair split. He groaned.
“This isn’t working! She still has split ends!”
Leaf pulled up the Pokedex. “It says that as Vulpix grow their tails split into more tails.”
Red looked between Leaf and Vulpix several times. “No, that can’t be it. Maybe some hair gel would work.”

-Odemon #37 Vulpix

Odemon #846

Little Feebas in the river, dully does it swim
Paying no attention, yes this fish is rather dim
A sudden movement, Feebas screams; Arrokuda is its fate!
The fish darts jaw-first to Feebas. “Hi! Isn’t my jaw great!
“Look how sharp, how pointy it is! I bite things real, real good!
“I got sharp teeth, my jaw is strong, like Arrokuda should!”
Yes it seems this Rush fish only wanted to boast a bunch.
Its jaw shown off it floats away, then Cramorant had lunch.

-Odemon #846 Arrokuda

Odemon #202

The two Wobbuffet faced each other off.
A Pumpkaboo and an Octillery came by.
“What are they doing?” Pumpkaboo asked.
“When two Wobbuffet meet, they often face off like this,” Octillery said. “They stare each other down… I think… and see who can go the longest. Neither one of them want to give in, though eventually something will have to give.”
Sweat trickled down the two Wobbuffet. It was getting tense. They couldn’t stand there much longer…
And then!
One of them!
“Eee you’re so cute!” a Wobbuffet said.
“Oh, oh, thank you!” said the other. “You’re cute, too, but I was just so embarrassed to say it!”
“Thank you, thank you! I love how shiny you’ve polished your skin!”
“Aaa thank you! You puff up really adorably!”
“Thank you, you too!”

-Odemon #202 Wobbuffet

Odemon #823

Corviknight soared through the sky as they flew to the castle. Their queen had requested their presence, and Corviknight wasn’t one to keep their majesty waiting. When the queen needed Corviknight they were there in a flash to serve and defend the crown.
The Raven Pokemon touched down at the castle and fluttered into the throne room. They landed and bowed to the Queen Serperior, who sat coiled around her throne.
“Greetings, your majesty,” Corviknight said. “I came as soon as I received your summons. For what purpose do you require my services today? A raging Salamence to be vanquished? A Mismagius cursing the land? Or perhaps a new crusade into the south to bring the light of Arceus to the Nyan worshippers?”
“No, no, nothing so involved, Sir Corviknight,” Queen Serperior said. “But it is a task that will require your great strength and speed.”
“I am up to the challenge, my queen.”
“Prince Snivy wishes to have a picnic with the Princess Petilil out near the forest. They need an escort to carry them there.”
Corviknight stared at Queen Serperior, beak open.
Relegated to a taxi service again…

-Odemon #823 Corviknight

Odemon #60

Little tadpole Poliwag
Got a tail with little drag
Swish its tail to swim real fast
Can’t run as well, small legs won’t last
Little tadpole Poliwag
Wave your tail just like a flag
Someday you’ll, on land, be quick
For now, small kiss with lips so thick

-Odemon #60 Poliwag

Odemon #264

Smash by crash a fast dash slash then stash! TURN
Creed of speed indeed it need accede at speed and see succeed if lead but heed TURN
Line is fine don’t whine TURN
Straight’s its fate its gate’s first rate but straight’s its trait can’t deviate!

-Odemon #264 Linoone

Odemon Haitus

Odemon is going on haitus; it’s not that I don’t want to continue it, but so many other projects I have going on are more important uses of my limited time and the original idea of writing the piece the day of is really difficult when I only do it once a week.

I might change how I do it and work on some privately here and there when inspiration hits. I’m not sure.

And yes, this means I’ll be posting here even less. I’m doing a lot of work, it’s just, it’s all going into my much more successful projects, which are *checks* romance and erotica.

i might add a section on here for that someday

Odemon #260

People were having fun at the beach. Picture what that looks like because the author doesn’t know how people have fun at the beach.
But one new thing at this beach this season gave some people pause. Finally they started asking, what was with the Swampert with the shades?
It turned out the Swampert had moved into the pristine beach during the off-season. They’d tried to get rid of it but it punched anyone who did, so finally they made an agreement with it to let it stay if it would become a lifeguard.
And the beach had never been safer.

-Odemon #260 Swampert

Odemon #829

Floating softly in the breeze
Singing joyous songs that please
Spinning, twirling flowers bloom
Pollen better than any perfume

-Odemon #829 Gossifleur