SWOOBAT LOVE POEMS
S is for sweet, like homemade pie
W is for wings that we use to fly high
O is for oval. Our noses aren’t ovals. They’re hearts.
O I already went over. Let’s not repeat parts.
B is for babe, which you totally be.
A is for Attract which we learn naturally.
T is for tomatoes. What? I just like tomatoes.
How do I love thee? I would count the ways, but I’m not a vampire bat so I don’t have a counting obsession. Let’s just make out instead.
-Odemon #528 Swoobat