“Umbreon! Use Acid Armor!”
“I can’t learn Acid Armor!”
Trainer swung the Pokedex around. “But it says RIGHT HERE you sweat poison! Shouldn’t you be able to use a move where you cover yourself in acid armor??”
Umbreon turned around. “That doesn’t matter, I can’t use it! Besides, in the Japanese text it just translates to Liquefy!”
Trainer threw the Pokedex at Umbreon. “THEN WHY DID THEY CALL IT ACID ARMOR AND WHY IS IT A POISON-TYPE MOVE???”
“I DON’T KNOW STOP YELLING AT ME!”
“AND WHY ARE YOU SO SWEATY??”
-Odemon #197 Umbreon
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